From Scaryduck, in the comments to a Green Fairy post:
I'm all for truth in advertising.
"Tampons: Stick em up your nadge"
"Anusol: For when your arse is giving you hell"
I think I ruptured something laughing. And my cat is giving me the evils...
And in some "oh my fucking lord!" news...
Oral sex linked to mouth cancer
Though thankfully the article isn't as terrifying as the headline suggests, no need to swear off the cunny then... And no-one better use "it gives you cancer" as an excuse!