Thursday, March 22, 2007


Up close & personal with the king.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

plain english legalese

From a forum I just signed up to:

Forum Terms & Rules

Don't piss us off and everything should be fine.

Simple. Concise. Somewhat threatening.

I think I'm going to like it there.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


From the party next door on the weekend:

Guy #1: What does 'emo' stand for anyway?
Guy #2: Emotional. Apparently.
Guy #1: (outraged) What? When the fuck did 'emotional' become a genre?!

A question that seriously needs answering.

Along with 'Why isn't there a hunting season for emos?'