Annie went on holiday and picked up a dose of giardia. Consequently, back in Chch, she has to take a poo sample in to be tested. Now Annie has no barriers. At all. Nada. So I've just been regaled with her attempts to take a dump into a container this evening (10 mins straining, nothing happening) and worries about what, if she has to crap during the night, to do with the deposit - apparently putting it in the fridge is the accepted thing (yuurrrccckkk!!!). And then having to walk across town in the morning to take it to the lab.
God, I laughed so much I nearly split. I love that girl, she is a truly unique individual.