Debunking conspiracy theories the Frank way:
Even if you're looking at the bigger-picture type of conspiracies that aren't directed at individuals at all (Microsoft, the UN, etc), you've still got to contend with the fact that humans aren't that bright to begin with, and the collective intelligence of groups goes down as you add members, not up.
Brilliant. Cynical, yes, but brilliant - what I've come to expect from the man.
As much as I'd like to be a misanthropic genius like some of the wonderful people on the interweb (Maddox, The Bitch, etc) I don't really have the passion for it. I seem unfortunately to be an optimist, no matter what life throws at me. Dammit.