Here's an excerpt from the inimitable Maddox:
That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.
Hmmm, the eternal dilemma: babies or brownies? :-)