Ummm, you know how it's, like, my birthday next week?
Well, if you'd all like to chip in and get me something I'd really love one of these.
It'd be really useful, honest! I mean, it seats 12 - that's economising, and means we can use the bus lanes. And it'd be a whizz around the garden, shifting the compost heap and the like.
I'll let you have a go too. In fact I'll need four of you to help drive.