I AM 55% HIPPIE!
I am not a child of the 60’s but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too!
But don't fuck with me coz I got a bad side:
I AM 62% PUNK ROCK!
The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?
That adds up to well over 100% but then no-one ever claimed punks or hippies were any good at maths.
Except for the basics like 1, 2, F U!