*opens door, pushing aside mountain of junk mail*
*brushes off seat and settles himself*
*clears throat*
Hi everybody!
*resounding silence*
Umm, sorry I'm late. Traffic was a bitch.
*frowns*
Hello?
*taps microphone*
This thing on?
Oh well, I'll be around more regularly now if anyone pops over. Better do some cleaning, those cobwebs are a disgrace - my mother would be mortified.
*rummages around desk*
Hey, where are all my pens?
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