Yes as a night person I seem to be destined for the lake of fire:
Night people, we learn here, are associated with darkness, sleep and drunkenness.
Sounds sounds alright to me. Make mine a Guinness.
Pet Metal. The cutting edge of heavy metal:
Hatebeak is an extreme metal act with ear-crushing guitars and head-pounding drums. The difference is the "singer" is a parrot called Waldo.
To show this is not an isolated example, this is Caninus. A band whose lead singer (growler? oo-er!) is a pitbull.
In related music news, there's a naked Judas Priest tribute band called Nudist Priest. You just couldn't make this stuff up...
(both via Popbitch)
For those who've seen Deliverance (squeal, city boy!) or remember The Dukes of Hazzard (man was that an offensive show or what?), this one's for you. Love that penguin.
Ever wondered what's in a magic 8-ball? No me neither, but you can find out here anyway.
An very interesting eBay item. I've had girlfriends like that...
[Edit: Warning about the images, not for the squeamish]
And this is a work of pure genius! I'll be humming it all day (badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom...). Almost eclipses the Laibach kittens as my favourite.
So there you are, that's in lieu of having to actually think of anything interesting to say. If you want intelligent/witty/interesting writing then please browse my blogroll.