I've grown back a goatee.
Just a small one. One of those tufty things that look wanky on most people and cool on a very few. And a bit silly on me.
But it's been nearly 5 months without facial hair and with a shaving regime more rigorous than any I've had before in my life. So I need a area that I don't have to shave, a sort of hairy oasis (to conjure a rather revolting image).
But now, a few weeks into it, I'm reconsidering.
Because the damn thing is developing a seriously grey look. Or "salt and pepper" to be more pompous.
Bloody hell, am I going to have to start dying my facial hair?